What is Nerd-off?
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Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.
John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.
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When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).
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