What is Nerd-off?
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Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.
John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.
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An anal devise made out of a potatoe in the shape of a train, smoke-stack and all.
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