Nerd-off

What is Nerd-off?


1.

Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.

John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.

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