What is Nerf Penis?
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Someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.
Our Boss Big Joe should have banged Nancy from accounting, God knows she needs a good boning, but he is either gay or has a Nerf Penis.
The harder I work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker Mark gets. He's a real Nerf Penis.
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Sending text messages while intoxicated.
"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand hal..
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1. When you get proven so wrong that you have nothing to say.
2. When someone does something terrible to you and you can't do anyt..
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To fall in love.
From the movie Bambi:
"Nearly everybody gets twitterpatted in the springtime. For example, you're walking a..
