What is Nerk?
1.
Unpleasant person, derived from the British sitcom of the 1970s "Porridge".
You 'orrible Nerk! You set me up with the screws!
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2.
A foolish or insignificant person.
I found it in a dictionary once so it is not slang.
'When I'm famous i promise to remember all the nerks'
'Don't be such a nerk, get some common sense.'
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3.
a combination or a NERD and a DORK
he's such a NERK
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4.
Nerk, Nerking, to Nerk, Nerks. pronounced "nurk"- noun, person. verb.
1. noun- A cheap or uninteresting friend. One who is unassuming and generally pretty lame.
2. verb- To not really be doing anything. i.e. sitting around at home, watching television.
1. "Hey, look at that cheap
nerk over there."
2. "Hey, Jim, what are you up to today?" "Oh, not much Ricky, just nerking around like a
nerk ."
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5.
Expression of amused irony or sometimes amused frustration. Local slang found primarily in the central regions of California.
Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.
"That's very punny," Pat said. "Get it? Punny."
Brad rolled his eyes. "Nerk."
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6.
A word used to stand in for any other word, which is useful for when you cannot think of the right word.
Sam: This pizza is so good, it's just like... nerk.
Ned: Quit nerkin' around, Sam.
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7.
A word used by Harry Secombe's character, Neddie Seagoon, in the 1950's BBC radio comedy The Goon Show, to describe an insignificant character, often Bluebottle, with connotations of a fool or some of unfortunate circumstance.
'What are you going down there my little nerk?'
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