What is Nert?
1.
A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.
This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.
Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores!
Son: Nert...
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2.
the sweat that gathers in-between your
"man cody likes sniffing his nert"
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3.
1.) Onomatopoeic representation of exhaustion or sudden sleep.
2.) Used to verbally escape from answering questions, or direct accusation by feigning sleep.
1.)
TIM: Bill, are you awake enough to go to the movies?
BILL: Nert (sleeps)
2.)
JILL: Jane, is this your bloody knife in the bathtub?
JANE: Well...I...NERT (feigns sleep)
4.
The tag of a graffiti artist in Bucharest-Romania. He is a member of The Freak Brothers Wallnuts crew
Practice makes nert perfect.
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5.
Used mainly in the hip-hop community as an all-encompassing word. Can be used as a noun or verb to refer to drugs, pussy, ass, ballz, pussy-juice cocktail, semen, alcoholic beverages (especially purp), the act of coitus, anal sex, oral sex, money, ballin, bangin, mackin, pimpin, smokin dro, gettin buck-wild, flirting, squirtin and in a general sense, anything that Lil' Jon or R. Kelly may say or do.
Let's get nert.
I'm bout to nert up on that ho.
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