What is Nervous Boner?
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A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.
witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
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When a dirty siflis dick grazes your upper lip, and continues to swipe you with his whole cock.
Because Sandra gave Danny crabs, Dirty ..
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The goo and gack found in the bottom of a dumpster. The decaying matter that collects at the bottom of dumpsters.
Karen was hungry so ..
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Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
See Jenny..
