Nervous Boner

What is Nervous Boner?

A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.

witnessing someone be hit by a car

funerals

the death of your neighbor

being pulled over for speeding

getting dumped by a girlfriend

falling down a flight of stairs

bad report cards

caught with drugs

these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner

See erection, anxiety, boner, sex, wood

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