What is Nervous Boner?
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A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.
witnessing someone be hit by a car
funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs
these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
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Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.
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Simultaneously masturbating your male partner with one hand, and inserting fingers from another hand in his arse.
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