Nervous Boner

What is Nervous Boner?

A surprise erection when least expected in an unsexual enviroment.

witnessing someone be hit by a car

funerals

the death of your neighbor

being pulled over for speeding

getting dumped by a girlfriend

falling down a flight of stairs

bad report cards

caught with drugs

these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner

See erection, anxiety, boner, sex, wood

Gone Maddy

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W-t-f

1. The same meaning as "What the fuck," just saying the letters out. Mostly Australians use it, but it sounds funny as hell. Bob..

~o_o~

1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster! Oooh! ~(O_O)~ is the infamous Flying Spaghetti Monster. I hope I spelled Spaghetti right. See the, flyin..

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