What is Neshticles?
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(n) A mysterious creature that is best described as a mix between a whale and a dragon. They primarily dwell on the sun, where they hold conferences, but come down to Earth twice a year to rape and pillage. They love water and snow, and are often seen wandering the plains of Colorado in solitude. They become invisible to humans when they don't want to be seen or become frightened.
Did you see that Neshticles taking a bath?
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