Nessie Edit Meaning

1.

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

See shane

3.

Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Blackbecause he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.

*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*

Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”

Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”

See nessie, renesmee, jacob black, charlie swan, twilight

4.

The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.

Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.

See fart, prump, barking spider, toot

5.

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.

a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.

See twilight, new moon, eclipse, stephenie meyer, epic fail, lolwut, lulz

6.

Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis

a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney

Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEYAND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!

i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!

You mean im gonna be a daddy?