What is Nester?
1.
a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.
Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.
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2.
A girl who buys lots of things for her boyfriend or gives him lots of large photos of her so that he will feel especially bad if he wants to break up with her.
That nester bought me a new car and plastered her picture all over it.. I can never break up with her now!
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3.
Someone who is obessed with a person, place, or thing.
Bridget Aye is a nester of facebook.
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4.
Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
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5.
An adjective refering to a person who is a slick, sly fox, the foxiest of them all.
Damn, that guy's a Nester
