Nesting

What is Nesting?


1.

Nesting is a ritual performed by pregnant women in ridding the house, the "nest", from anything potentially harmful to the soon to be born child.

This can also be seen as a phase before menstruation where the woman enjoys cuddling and snuggling more than usual.

Barbera: I think Darcy is pregnant.

Heather: Why do you think that?

Barbera: Because shes nesting.

2.

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

See Dave

3.

The process of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper, creating a 'nest'.

Alex: 'What's Howard doing?'

Oliver: 'Oh, he's nesting in the loo'

Alex: 'Disgusting Ghermit'

See howard, toilet, room, dominos

4.

When someone thinks that its fun to try and be the last one to comment on a chat. Involves a lot of comments like "hdifhaafinuciwepi" or " !!!!!" very anoying for people who are trying to have an actual chat.

person1 says: So what are you doing Saturday? Leah's throwing a party.

person2 says: hdcguyforuifgbcnxak

person3 says: Nuthin. Cool, can i come?

person2 says: isduhpi9uncejwlxax

person1 says: Dude! would u cut it out with the nesting?!?! what are ya, like 4?

See nest, nested, nesting

5.

When your weave starts to bunch up, usually underneath or in the back.

"I need to get better hair, this hair keeps nesting up in the back"

See catching, snagging

6.

When a person cleans their room before intercourse (mostly preformed by males).

My boyfriend loves nesting his bed before I come over.

See cleaning, getting ready, planning

7.

When a woman you take to your house or apartment to have

sex with leave something behind,at first maybe a hairbrush

or scrunnzie. The more times she is over the more and bigger things she leaves behind

The stuff you left behind nesting went out on thrashday.


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