Net Cong

What is Net Cong?


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Evil giant ape resident in the area of NCsoft servers, this monstrosity blocks all access to the game servers when "too many" people want to play. The ape takes pleasure in knowing little children are crying because they cannot play. When small groups spread out over different servers, it is possible to sneak by, but in large numbers, net cong kills all new connections. The best time to get past him is when he's distracted by people leaving, or when it's sleeping(when most of the world is also sleeping)

"Net cong is blocking my access!"

"I wish Net cong would die and burn"

"NCsoft has to make more servers damnit! Net Cong is blockign all of them!"


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