What is Netcock?
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Since many of the traditional frat boy style cockwaving activities (date raping as many girls as possible, eating semen off of cookies) are available on the world wide web, a different indicator of penis length has cropped up among the dorks and failures of the messageboards. Usual indicators used are
"Wow, he's got 20,000 posts, 4GB of RAM, and his computer has been up for 3 years. He must have a massive netcock."