Netflixobia

What is Netflixobia?


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Fear of others discovering the content of your Netflix queue.

Cause of the affliction is typically: 1)the presence of movies you'd never be caught dead seeing in the theaters but which you're secretly dieing to see, such as movies starring Amanda Bynesor movies based on Nicolas Sparks novels; 2) presence of classic movies like Star Wars or The Godfather, which you have never seen, and will be publicly reprimanded for having missed; 3) presence of all 7 seasons of Hercules: The Legendary Adventures

Girl 1: "I had to close my browser immediately so the cute guy in my office couldn't see that I added "She's the Man" to my queue."

Girl 2: "Sounds like a bad case of Netflixobia."

See netflix, movie, hercules, fear, queue


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