What is Netiphobia?
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The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril.
Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.
Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with
youtube videos of people using their neti pots.
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Symptoms:
Watching "granny-porn".
Being nice to old people.
Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a h..
