Random Words:
1.
a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.
damn you can hang cloth..
1.
While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of bein..
1.
to stick ones dick into a light socket
my "bright idea" got me into trouble
See idea, bright, light, socket, genius..