Netmetter

What is Netmetter?

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)

"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"

See wanker, spy, jerk, curious, web, internet

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1. A cute little chatspeak upside down face. ^-^ *pushes over* (''') (_-_) (''') A See ^-^, xd, :p, ^0^ ..

Trump The Hump

1. to use a plunger to unclog a toilet What did you eat last night? I had to trump the hump today when you were done. See toilet, clog, ..

Ikea Madness

1. n. 1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store 2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA 3..

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