What is Nets?
1.
The Greatest Team of All-Time, in any kind of sport.
"Person A: Holy crap! Did you see Brian Scalabrine dunk over
Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons, who sucks ass?
Person B: Well no shit, he's on the
Nets !
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They were a great team years ago, horrible in the 90's, and now, thanks to the Kidd/Marbury trade they're the best team in the Eastern Division of the NBA.
The Nets WILL win the championship this year.
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Probably the biggest bandwagon team in the entire NBA. About half the fans were Bulls fans in the 90's, Lakers fans in the Early 00's, and Nets and Spurs fans. Another half is unloyal Knick fans who got sick of the Knicks losing so they went for the next local team that was actually winning. Then there is the small percentage that stayed loyal to them.
The New Jersey Nets are the
New England Patriots of the NBA....minus the world championships.
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lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.
"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts
5.
Cricket practice equipment consisting of a single wicket surrounded by nets which prevent the ball being hit a long way. Used for practising bowling and batting without fielders.
"Training today will be nets at 10 until lunch, then a pick-up game in the afternoon."
6.
The New Jersey based NBA team.
Also known as the Buffalo Bills.
"I'd rather reign in hell then serve in heaven."- JKidd upon turning down offers to play in the West.
