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The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular..
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The critical point of drunkeness immediatley before medical assistance is required.
'Fuck,i cant wake her up.she's totally ki..
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Outburst made by furious mazda owners when their car mysteriously explodes
I started my car and a voice told me to get out. I closed th..