Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Holy Stripper

1. Someone whose divine cause is to strip, strip, strip. A d2 paladin is a holy stripper, so is the sorceress cause of the angel's, a..

No Eamon

1. An exclamation used when people disturb you while doing work. Such disturbances can include (but not limited to) pressing random keys on..

Coulrophobic

1. The fear of clowns. Clowns are most commonly described as (evil) people who dress up in a shitload of makeup a red nose and a wig to hid..

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