Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Tede

1. A tedious person, person who inspires boredom. "Just shut up about it, you tede." See tedious, dullard, bore, David Murray..

Poop-erection

1. Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold. Jonny had a huge po..

Defectified

1. When a food is non- edible because of being touched by another food I don't wanna eat the rest of my food, its defectified! See g..

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