Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Ouchie Mama

1. An exaggerated pain caused by yo' mama When you poked me with that chainsaw I said,"Ouchie Mama!" See ouch, mama, pain,..

Zenomorph

1. Bughunt. In the movie Aliens, a marine leutenant uses it to describe a mission that they could be looking for nothing at all. "all..

Flattergasted

1. A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted. "Today..

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