Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Early Weakness

1. Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol. Althou..

Swedish Keyhole

1. A sexual act where two women pour vodka into each others pussy and drink it out Me and kate got drunk last night and i entered he swedi..

Tomato Paste

1. residue left on ones penis after engaging in anal sex or getting tomato's. See get tomato's Same as duck butterbut from anal ..

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