Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

French Omelette

1. when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :) i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast...

Keeping The Census Down

1. relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby". You..

Yankin

1. the stroking of one's cock, most embrassing when caught by your parents or the girl you like. Bobby, quit yankin and get down here..

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