Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Zipper Line

1. A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls "quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy" "b..

Ommfg

1. Acronym for the interjection "oh, my mother fucking god". Commonly used as a quick way to express alarm, amazement, or dismay..

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1. The face inspired when talking to the perfect Matt Barr. Sometimes given a body, skateboard, or hat. ie: C|:c)->< Sometimes refer..

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