Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Playing With Matches

1. A local band that rocks! Also something that i do regularly to random things i see...like leaves and stuff. ex 1. playing with matches..

Fruzz

1. Those annoying buzzing sounds you get when your wind instrument isn't completely clean of saliva. Damn, I have to play that so..

Cokechicken

1. Take a Blend-Tec blender and add a chicken thigh then pour a can of coke into the blender with the chicken, then set blender to chickenf..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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