Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Achieving Wood

1. Wood = Slang Term for the erection of a male's penis. To achieve wood = to get an arection. I am nervous, and therefore cannot ac..

Tubology

1. n. The study of the internet. "If I had paid attention in my tubology class, I would have received my internet last Friday instead..

Hippokissamus

1. a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with. Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get..

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