Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

I No Scared

1. A declaration of a singular lack of fear faced with improbable odds. Must be said in simple Welsh accent. "The boys said I wouldn..

Kozy Kitty

1. To stay in on a night when others are typically out drinking dancing, etc. Often practiced by lesbian couples. Hurry up and get home so..

Voc Yourself

1. VOC can be used as a synonym for fuck, said in the fragment "VOC yourself", meaning "Go fuck yourself" :P Nostrum, ..

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