Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Plug-pullers

1. someone that has arranged plans with someone else (an outing/beer or any liason) and last minute cancels. maaaan, damn plug-pullers, i ..

T.o.m

1. time of the month/period WHOA!! yesterday i had my T.O.M. See period, gross, pads 2. time of month hey yeah shorty has t.o.m. vis..

Red Carpet Squash

1. The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating. I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night! See Nata..

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