Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Sortafied

1. When you are not quite certified but can pretty much do what you are trying to do. "He's sortafied in using that Taser" ..

Zxaraj

1. The name that is created when someone named Sarah is trying to type her name, but does not have her fingers aligned properly on the keyb..

Municating

1. To attempt to communicate, but the other party does not answer; "talking to yourself" I've been municating by phone all ..

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