Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Free-load

1. The action of taking more than giving back, knowing it, and not giving a damn. You motherfuckers just eat and free-load all day while I..

Asszucchini

1. Often confused with a nut, the asszucchini is actually a legume. Its natural habitat, dangling from branches of dingleberry bushes, is b..

Obscenery

1. A description of the area around one that may contain things that are obscene; which could include things that are ridiculous, offensive..

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