Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Emet

1. Hebrew for "truth." It's used as an interjection after a statement that is true. see also tru. girl- "That Dave is..

Zerman

1. Pizza. Anybody(mostly Bostonians) who say "er" at the end of words instead of "a" will call a pizza, a pizzer. Othe..

Ownerize

1. v. derived from "own". Usually used in a statement of self-deprecation. I got sufficiently ownerized by that gnar booter...

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