Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

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Zebra Scooch

1. When a caucasian midget ejaculates between the sholder blades of an African-American women. Damn!!! You gave shiniqua a Zebra Scooch?! ..

Zword

1. Zword, the online word for weapon, for example, should you see it aproriate to pwn ur fallen noobie enemy. Then state they have fallen t..

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