Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Cream Ream

1. When you take the totality of your ejaculation on your knuckles and punch a bitch in the face. I was fuckin this bitch and she was givi..

Jizz & Split

1. An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate. -Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I ne..

Fuck, That Site Was Weird

1. a phrase used to describe a website that you have been told to visit and do not have a clue what it is. The result, (usualy not positive..

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