Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Jibber Josh

1. a replacement for any swear word. oh jibber josh, i stubbed my jibber joshing toe. See fuck, shit, crap, bitch, cunt..

Jew Time

1. When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then tak..

Chilaxel

1. to chill out and relax and refer to the figure skating term triple axel all at once. Tom needed to chilaxel after getting all stressed ..

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