Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Zero Day

1. ZERO DAY was the code-word that two students used to describe the assault they planned for over a year, and which they finally executed ..

Boo-ack

1. To throw up so hard you sound like you are saying "booo aaack" Le Brum boo-acked so early this morning after last nights part..

Nickol

1. The act of visiting someone's home and defecating in their toilet then leaving it there intentionally without flushing for the purp..

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