Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Quarfing

1. When a female or transvestite queefs and farts at the same time while shouting a black celebrities name. BERNIE MAC! STOP QUARFING! or ..

Your Bum

1. is not as nice as my bum. yours is hairy. Look, my bums smoooooooth, your has hair, and i think thats shavers rash?..

Shmickles

1. Usually a scally hailing from the city of culture of Liverpool. Has curly hair and a moustache and needs to be educated. Often mistaken..

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