Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Bad Drag

1. A Drag Queen lacking the basic qualities of good work, i.e. - they still look somewhat like a man. Steve is such a bad drag, I mean you..

Fish Slapping

1. When a guy is giving a girl oral sex and shakes his face back and forth in her vagina "She got pretty pissed when I started fish s..

I'm Bushed

1. referring to being exausted from having to make one's way through a hairy bush "I'm sorry, my lady. I would partake in ..

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