Network Engineer

What is Network Engineer?

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

Yo' Ass

1. an answer to any question that annoys you in any way (can be linked with the subject of the question) ex 1: (what's the time?) yo&..

Zarfigliage

1. When someone uses words they don't even understand, while eating bean burritos from Taco Bell. Zarfigliage occurs rarely, but caus..

Retrofuck

1. verb. A sexual position among gay men where each man inserts his penis in his partner at the same time. The men face opposite direction..

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