Neuf

What is Neuf?

Having or getting oral sex after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members passed out next you.

I got smashed and a neuf last night with Rusty and Russell passed out on the floor.

See oral, sex, head, drinking, passed out, friends

A man that, while sober, will fuck anything with less than six legs. And yeah motherfucker, he has Plus.

"Man, Neuf was SHITFACED last nite. He seriously fucked a centipede."

See noof, n00f, neef, reef

Swinegoat

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Lolkatie

1. the blackest of the black. she is dead small and smells like poo. her arse is always numb cause she gets loadsa anal omfg you been in t..

Zur

1. When texting "Yup" the 1st word that shows up is Zur. At least on my shitty phone. Girl: So you coming to my party? :) Boy: ..

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