Neuggles

What is Neuggles?

Neutered + Noggles = Neuggles

To have placed upon your eye sockets the scrotum of a neutered animal. Most often performed by a cat while one is sleeping.

Can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Noun: "That cat just placed his neuggles on Bob Barker's face!"

Verb: "Every morning I get neuggled by my freaking cat. I suppose that's better than wearing cat noggles."

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