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to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively
Joe: "How was your work out?"
Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I..
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A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", ..
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Sending text messages while intoxicated.
"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand hal..