Random Words:
1.
When a man ejacualtes onto a table in a straight line, then the female snorts the jizz
after doing the florida sloth insertion she star..
1.
To Tell Off - Via Text!
"I went out for a drink with the lads last night, told the Mrs i'd only be an hour.. Boy did she giv..
1.
When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)
"Hey! Even better than the..