Never Nude

What is Never Nude?


1.

One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!

"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"

"Tobias is a nevernude."

2.

Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.

Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.

3.

Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.

Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.

See Mike Smith

4.

A person who wears cut-offs under his/(her?) pants. Can never be nude and attends annual never-nude conventions.

Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.

See never, nude, tobias, arrested, development, funke


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