Never Volunteer

What is Never Volunteer?


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The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".

"Never volunteer for anything".

See army, navy, air force, marines, never, ever, volunteer, anything


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