Neville Longbottom

What is Neville Longbottom?


1.

BAMF.

Neville surprised us in the seventh Harry Potter by being such a badass. We now like to refer to him as BAMF. If he lets us.

Shall we review?

"Harry heard a scuffle and a shout, then another bang, a flash of light and a grunt of pain; he opened his eyes an infinitesimal ammount. Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort."

This badass would be Neville.

"The longer Harry looked at Neville, the worse he appeared: one of his eyes was swollen, yellow and purple, there were gouge marks on his face, and his general air of unkemptness suggested that he had been living rough. Nevertheless, his battered visage shone with happiness as he let go of Hermione and said again, 'I knew you'd come! Kept telling Seamus it was a matter of time!'

'Neville what happened to you?'

'What? this?' Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of the head. 'This is nothing.'"

Finally the most BAMF moment of all:

"In one swift, fluid motion Neville broke free of the Body-Bind Curse upon him; the flaming Hat fell off him and he drew from its depths something silver, with a glittering, rubied handle-

The slash of the silver blade could not be heard over the roar of the oncoming crowd, or the sounds of the clashing giants, or of the stampeding centaurs, and yet it seemed to draw every eye. With a single stroke, Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the Entrance Hall, and Voldemort's mouth was open in a scream of fury that nobody could hear, and the snakes body thudded to the ground at his feet-"

BAMF!

"If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labeled 'BAMF.'"

"Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce."

"Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil."

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2.

the wussie that became a badass.

"I killed that bitch's snake"

-Neville Longbottom

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3.

One of Harry's fellow Gryffindor's - and a member of his class. His parents got tortured over and over again by a Death Eater using the Cruatious curse - until they permananently lost their minds.

A sad and lonely individual who hasn't lived up to their potential yet.

Why are you acting like Neville Longbottom?

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