What is New?
1.
someone who is clueless
'what are you, new?!'
2.
Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
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3.
Acting as if you have no clue of what is going on. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
I DID call you yesterday.Why you acting all "new"?
You know that you were supposed to call ME yesterday. You can act "new" if you want to.
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4.
That which is not
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5.
an unknowing novice about a different concept.
"It's a new fashion trend mom. You don't know anything. You're so new."
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6.
any word in a sentence whether it be adjective, noun, verb, or adverb
That new guy is so new, his newness reminds me of the newly washed new i was newing at earlier.
7.
New is a synthetic material and it was originally developed as a rubber replacement. But it is nowadays used everywhere from igloos to spandex pants and it has mostly replaced old. The first new factories were located in Jersey. Later there were so much new production there that people called it humorously New Jersey. Nowadays there is a movement lead by Ashton Kutcher against using new because large corporations are accused of using child labour in the production of new. If you have a lot of otherwise useless old you can polish it with new.
New is manufactured and sold all over the world, but it can sometimes be rather expensive. In that case old can be a good substitute of new. If you are really handy you can make new yourself.
“Why can't it be old?”
~ Oscar Wilde on new
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