What is New Abraham?
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A philosophy that emphasizes the continual reinvention of the individual in a hostile or indifferent universe, in hopes that inner peace will finally be obtained, and stresses freedom of responsibility for the consequences of one's acts. This philosophy is said to have originated near Denver in the early 21st century. Although followers of this philosophy earnestly try to better themselves, their lives and behaviors often become the punchline of office jokes.
Man, that's not me anymore. I didn't touch those cabinets. This is the New Abraham.
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When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't..
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one who enjoys passionate intercourse with poop, or fecal matter.
Dude that guy just had sex with that poop, what a poopphiliac
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