What is New Bro-nfels?
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the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from
San Marcos and other parts of thedirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
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A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
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To perform extremely strong and satisfying oral sex on a male.
Saffrnellie can't wait to trailer-hitch her darlin' Michael.
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