New Caanan

What is New Caanan?


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holy crap....ok.... New Caanan is a place where black people fear to tread and the middle school kids get arrested every friday afternoon. the police are nazis and outsiders fear those that dwell inside. it is a scary place that only those that call it home could possibly live inside of it. it's a massive town and i dont think there could be a map of the place cause every time i look around it seems to be engulfing wilton and norwalk.

HEY! You look semi-suspicious...i think a full body cavity search is in order....welcome to new caanan, BITCH

See hell, rowayton, darien, norwalk, wilton


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