New Canaan Tools

What is New Canaan Tools?

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

Silver Tuna

1. An object that is better than all of the other ones in it's category. In Home Alone as Harry was driving along showing Marv the ne..

Hoette

1. a female waiting for her upgrade to become a "ho"..

Vagina Leg Syndrome Vls

1. Can only be seen when wearing shorts; When someone (commonly found on females) has a large ammount of fat sagging off of the backs of th..

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