New Canaan Tools

What is New Canaan Tools?

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

Twatch

1. (verb) To scratch one's itchy twat Joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good twatch. See marti..

Malooly

1. A blow job that is performed by an eighth grader and received by someone older than eighth grade. This boy has been Maloolied. I sent t..

Zwateeter

1. v: putting your cellular phone into your open left palm and taking your fisted right hand and smacking it into the underside of your lef..

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