New Canaan Tools

What is New Canaan Tools?

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

Turd Charmer

1. A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stub..

Razr Tazr

1. The act of which a female, inserts her phone(IE, a Motorola Razr) into her vagina and uses the vibrate function as a tool of masturbatio..

Zal

1. 1) a term used for a man with unusually high pectorals; 2) a man who takes significant pride in his sideburns; 3) a man who has had a ..

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