New Canaan Tools

What is New Canaan Tools?

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

Dooch

1. An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of. you really “Dooched” that story. See lies..

Jowell Job

1. Similar to a so called "hand-job" or "foot-job", the penis is thrusted betwixt the preferably large, droopy jowells...

Zombling

1. the act or process of jumbling or stammer-stepping such as a zombie would. His drunken zombling gave me a chuckle. See zombies, zombli..

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