New Canaan Tools

What is New Canaan Tools?

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

Zoob Tube

1. a paper towel tube with dryer sheets stuffed in. used to exhail smoke through and elminate the smell guy1: we can't smoke in my ro..

Indian Christmas Present

1. its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on ..

Gritalian Stick

1. A cigarrette Whats good?? You got a gritalian stick I can get?? See cigarette, smoke, cigar, weed, smoking..

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