New Canaan Tools

What is New Canaan Tools?

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...

New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

Hacky Hand

1. The disfigured and painful looking positions ones hand makes while playing a game of hacky sack. Similar to the hands of an autistic ch..

Girmunkinfyer

1. A Girmunkinfyer is when you're playing a game called NFL Street and you pitch the ball 9 times get 4 stiff arms a fumble and get th..

Zompton

1. Slang name give to the city of Zion, Illinois in 1993. The name was used by mostly uneducated black males that wanted Zion to be like th..

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