New Denver

What is New Denver?


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A tiny little attempt at a town, known for its crazy people and its liquor store formerly a town of much prosperity but now a hole in the ground due to its most infamous resedents moving from the shore of its lake the "slowcan."

New Denver is also known for its close proximity to the kokanee glacier with its beer and sasquatches.

lets go to New Denver and ride a Sasquatch and drink some Kokanee that we bought from the liquor Store.

See new denver, sasquatch, kokanee, liquor store


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