What is New England Lobster Tail?
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When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"
Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
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A condition where women are not interested in a man's willy unless he can keep her in Prada. Epidemic in some parts of London.
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n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)
Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym ..