New England Twizzler

What is New England Twizzler?


1.

Where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her ass, while screaming Armageddon.

"So I pulled off the damn cat's tail and shoved it up her ass"

Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?

"...They got a name for it?"

See sex, twizler, new england, cat, bizarre


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