What is New Gretna?
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A town in South Jersey in which hardly anybody has any teeth, and related to everyone. One typically marries their cousin. Four wheel drive lifted trucks are needed here are considered basis for popularity and rank... The bigger your truck, the more important you are.
Are you from New Gretna.... You have no teeth?
Y'all got a big truck... you must be important or something.
Hey Dad.. I mean Uncle John, Cousin John....
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