New Guinea Couch Elk

What is New Guinea Couch Elk?


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A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.

I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

See elk, couch, deer


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