What is New Hot?
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The phenomena of increased attractiveness of a person who is new to your school/workplace/sharehouse/friendship group. Over time their attractiveness will return to its true value as you begin to notice their crooked teeth/lazy eye/big nose/other trivial imperfections.
Guy 1: "Have you seen the new girl at work? She's pretty hot. I'd give her a 9."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but give it a couple of weeks. She's still new hot, so she could drop to a 8 or a 7."
Guy 3: "And she could also just be
work hot . Could send her down another point or 2."
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The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.
Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is ..
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A slap across the face using an erect penis.
Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap.
See mushroom bruise, har..
