What is New Mexican Burglar Alarm?
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Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
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