New Mexico Tech

What is New Mexico Tech?

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.

I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.

You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.

some times abbreviated as NMT

the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.

Hi, I'm from Tech

Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser

Shower Hop

1. A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as ..

Uber-violent

1. Above and beyond violent. Makes Silence of the Lambs seem like children's telivision. Lots of blood, gore, and death. Definitely no..

Quimmets

1. The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work. Ofte..

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