New Mexico Tech

What is New Mexico Tech?

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.

I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.

You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.

some times abbreviated as NMT

the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.

Hi, I'm from Tech

Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser

Quintas

1. receiving a blumpkin oral sex while taking a dump while also doing a top shelf taking a dump in the top portion of the toilet See BJ 1..

W-2

1. That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that ..

Moneytion

1. A place in the city of Huntingtion, WV that is filled with crack heads. YO son, I went through moneytion and made 2G's in one day ..

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