New Mexico Window Washer

What is New Mexico Window Washer?

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When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

See strawberry shortcake, cleveland steamer, fart on my boner, oral

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