New Milford, Nj

What is New Milford, Nj?

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New Milford, NJ is a tiny Town with a million residents in Bergen County, NJ. We could have been a nice town like our neighbors but our genius fore fathers head the great fore sight to sell off 1/4 of our town's land to a low life slum lord. This place is called Brookchester Apartments. Also, we sold off three schools only to have to add on to the three schools we had left. Yet another genius move by previous administrations.

Flanked by even dumpier towns and also nicer towns on the other side of the Hackensack River.

I'm from New Milford, NJ.

Oh, wow thats far, like up by Rt. 23?

No, not WEST Milford, the other, shittier one.

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