What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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Nickname for a watermelon
I'm going to the store for a Harlem Ham
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A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.
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The Glory of Rome is when you take a girl, lay her on a table or end of bed and have her legs spread out as far as possible, then yo cle..
