What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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The eviler sister of 'Aunt Flow'. She who brings diarrhea with your lady cycle.
Dude, not only did Aunt Flow stop by this mor..
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The act of waiting outside a student pub to pick up females of a drunken persuasion,
Derived from the Irish sport of Gaelic Football; ..
