New Mom

What is New Mom?


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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?

Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

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