What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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when somebody get owned in a really stupid and therefore gay way
ohhhh myyyyy dayyyyyys that guy just got gaychecked
See gay, homo, ow..
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The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, a..
