What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.
Shee, that bitch was fin..
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1. A person, usually another man that is truly, deeply, and madly in Love with Kobe Bryant.
2. A person that believes that Kobe Bryant ..
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A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy acc..
