What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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When someone you are having a relationship (of sorts)with online disappears without trace
Are you still chatting to that guy in New Yor..
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Slang term for the male sex organ.
I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.
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