What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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Horribly damaged/injured.
That Smith kid got himself gilflurted last week. They said the fire dept couldn't find his nutsack or le..
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suspicious with a sexual connotation
You see the football captain flirting with the math geek and you say, "that is quandering.&qu..
