What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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a skirt that is so short that if a girl were to beand over wearinf it you will see her vagina
Wow did you see Rachels vagina skirt the ..
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When a toilet doesn't flush but people keep shitting on top of the week old shit and no one calls the plumber.
Kelsey, you've..
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an egg, its chicken, but in liquid form! booyeah!!
Daam fool you cracked my liquid chicken....whatta biatch!
now i gots to go lay anot..
