What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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one who habitually snorts cocaine and prefers it to any other drug.
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Pugernutter
The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your genitals
After being away for the weekend I walked in on my ..