What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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Something that doesn't make any logical sense
She is a pair of pumpkin shoes.
See pumpkin, shoes, pumkin
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Something that does..
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Very stupid person who likes to touch herself and masturbate to gay porn.
lItEmoonsault is gay!
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A fart with such ferocity that it leaves light brown marshmallows in the seat of one's underpants.
Do you have a spare pair of und..
