What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and di..
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Wrapping a hamster (or similar rodent) in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.
The sixteenth Presid..
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the act of getting an erection. coined by immature star trek audiences;
what to say before you have a ton of fun
yo man, I was at this..
