What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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The taste of terror.
Mate it was like an Afghan flip flop, you could taste the fear in the air.
See fear, terror, afghan, flip, flop..
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a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness
-dude are you really gonna participate in march mousta..
