What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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Random Words:
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n. Lesbian sex. So named because it contains no 'meat' (ie. Penises)
I normally don't go for veggie action in porn, but..
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to face and accept the loss of something
If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye...