New Mom

What is New Mom?


1.

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?

Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

See Eric


67

Random Words:

1. A person that makes YouTube videos at night. "Look at those add times he must be a Nocturnal YouTuber!" See night, video, in..
1. An open-minded person that has not yet tried something, but is willing to learn. Compare to prenoob, which can be used in a derogatory ..
1. To clandestinely visit and post to a members-only forum when you've been banned. I was zenwhenning it up with the username "d..