What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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An insecure friend that always needs constant devotion and attention to keep from flipping out and assuming the worst about your friends..
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A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"
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A lover.
A fuck buddy, the only association between a male and a female.
Two persons exchaning bodily fluids and nothng esle
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