What is New Mom?
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Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
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a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hatsales.
dork: he..
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Ex-mod on 4chan
used to host his own internet radio show called "Midnight Snacks"
ever since he became not a mod, /b/'s..
