New Mountain Dew

What is New Mountain Dew?


1.

A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.

"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"

"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"


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