New Mountain Dew

What is New Mountain Dew?

A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.

"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"

"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"

Spunkloaf

1. Beating off while simultaneously pinching a loaf. I had such a bad piss hard-on the other day while taking a crap, I decided to whack o..

Imcdo

1. abbr. for "in my conceited dogmatic opinion". Mostly used as self-ironic version of "imo" (in my opinion). imcdo S..

Flaboyant

1. A fat bird given to ostentatious or audacious display, when really she should know better. She's so flaboyant. See Jon..

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