New Mountain Dew

What is New Mountain Dew?

A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.

"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"

"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"

Eyes Left

1. When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to end..

Foshigadel

1. for sure, or alright E: "you goin home today?" L: "Foshigadel" See Eric Johnson..

Night Monkey

1. a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them Last night Matt..

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