New Mountain Dew

What is New Mountain Dew?

A perfectly looking ass on a woman. May cause sexual arrousal due to its perfection. Similar to that of Jennifer Lopez.

"you check out that new mountain dew on that chick"

"I would tap that new mountain dew any day"

Easy Hero

1. word used to tell someone to settle down when their getting to into anything. PERSON 1: ZOMG i just got 56 nos cope snipes on halo 3! ..

Quantum-fucked

1. Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..

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