New Shoe Syndrome

What is New Shoe Syndrome?

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A disease commonly occuring in people of the female gender, when they go on large shopping sprees, and buy beautiful new shoes. This disease results in indecisiveness on what pair of new shoes to wear, basing your outfit around your shoes, or wearing shoes with ridiculous outfits - like high heels with pyjamas, etc.

"Dang, girl! You need to get over this New Shoe Syndrome!"

"I can't help it! I love my shoes soooo much!"

"You're wearing your PYJAMAS! WITH BOOTS!"

"But they're so cuuuute...."

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