What is New Year?
1.
New Year is a time where over weight fat asses pay for 3 months of gym memberships and go maybe 3 times in the first month, if they get their fat ass off of the couch and turn off Judge Judy or Maury. The time every year where my parents stop smoking for about 3-5 days then start again because of the stress me and my brother put them through, or something like that. Time where we all go out and get drunk and watch a stupid fucking ball be lowered off a building. New year is a great time, we start it off drunk, lie to our selves, and then go back to our normal denial state of mind 2 weeks later...
Fat ass Aunt: Yea I'm going to lose 50 pounds this year, already paid 6 months to the slim slow program
Crack head uncle: Yep, I am done with crack for good, have to see my kids grow up
Crack head's son: Dad, I am 24, and you are trippin' rite now
2.
A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.
This year I plan on killing you
3.
1. Another year.
2. A day many people celebrate like they're insane and get drunk as hell.
1. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!"
2. Happy New Year, officer! What? No, there's no blood in my alchoholstream! I love you!!!
4.
when the world completes the cycle of 365 full days and starts a new cycle of 365 days, which is usually on the 1st of January, or for some people its the 16th of March
'hey, how many days to go til new year?'
'well,the date today is 2nd January, so I say around 363 days'
5.
drunkeness, kissing (and stuff)and gettin
god i cant wait to get
ruggy @ new year
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