What is New York City And Long Island?
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An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.
Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.
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Crotch hound:
a) a person who will do anything to get what they want.
b) a person who uverindulges in the act of oral stimulation of ..
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When one hides a potentially embarassing erection by pointing it in the upward direction and discreetly tucking it inbetween his stomach..
