What is New York City And Long Island?
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An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.
Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.
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Cheapo fireworks that are usually purchased at a gas station or flea market (typically in the South) and set off by people too drunk or ..
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Fat women dancing like large hoofed mammals.
Sally was ungulating for a bucket of fried chicken and a ride home.
See fat, dance, chick..
