What is New York City And Long Island?
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An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.
Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.
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A Combo Of opium and Hash.
"I Smoked Some Yellow Rock and I Had To Call Outta Work The Next Day."..
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The largest blemish that you have ever seen on in your life.
that thing on your face is not just any zit it is a zitopustatic bulge.
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