New Yorker

What is New Yorker?


1.

The only Americans that foreigners generally like.

Frenchman: Are you an American?

Me: No, I'm a New Yorker.

Frenchman: Sacré bleu! What a relief!

2.

According to them they are better than you,me,and anyone else who is not from New York City.

Me:Well I got to catch my flight back to seattle in 10 minutes.

New Yorker:Ohh wow you live in seattle!Do you own a farm?

Me:NO! Dumbass.

See stuck up, new york city, preppy, idiot, Okami

3.

(prop n.) 1. A resident of New York. 2. Someone who can speak Profanese. 3. A damned ornery person. 4. Someone who can't pronounce the name of their own state.

"Hey, where are you from?" "I'm from New Yawk." "Where?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

4.

The BEST people in the world, with the intelligence, strength and whatever more all these hillbillies lack. We aren't afraid of no one, no situation and we'll tell you off in a second if you mess with us. We're cofident and better than everyone else elsewhere...us we have the best accent. You wish you were like us! We have the best pizzas and bagels. And our drivers will kick your ass if you dont move on a red light..use we're fast. We dont have tme to waste.

WE have the best food, music, fashion, culture...and yes we're cocky, concited and we're assholes...but hey thats LIFE. deal with it, hillbillies.

Hey they don't call NY the captial of the world for nothin'

some1 who lives on a farm elsewhere: Hey ya'll dat New Yorker scared tha bats outta me...i wish i was like them. But I'm a damn pussy so i gatta hate and talk shit.

See nyc, the best, number 1, nyer

5.

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

See Alex

6.

In general what it means to be a New Yorker:

One that has lived life (ie. live 10x in life, versus most other places in the world where you only 1x in life)

One that doesn't have time to waste, as he/she is experiencing human life on this planet to the fullest

One that understands and lives to the motto: you only live once (and/or for women, you are only hot once)

One that is not afraid to live/speak from your default self/soul state and core essence as a human being, versus from your ego state (as in generally superficial places like LA/OC, etc.)

Ie. New Yorkers speak from their soul, and do not need to put up fronts/characters/fake social conditioned politeness ego selves(in order to validate themselves) to live human life at the core essence/fullest

NYC Tourist: Where are we

Jessie the New Yorker: At the center of the universe

NYC Tourist: I don't understand

New Yorker: There is no other place where the concentration of people are the cream of the crop than where you are standing now

See new york, new yorker, hicksville, life, city

7.

Eastern Pennsylvanian slang for complete and utter asshole. Invaders of the beautiful lehigh, bucks, berks counties. Thinks the Yankees are gods baseball team and they are not afraid to get into your face about it. Obnoxious and loud fucktards. Dirty and ignorant

Steve: "where the hell did all these assholes in our school come from?"

Me: "They are fuckin' new yorkers. Where do you think they came from?"

Steve: "umm New York? Fucktards!"

See new yorker, asshole, obnoxious, ignorant


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