New Zealian Edit Meaning

1. Not understanding what is going on; confused. I'm so confoosled! Why is the chair on the ceiling?! See confused, baffled, flabber..

1. telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed guy 2: bi..

1. the worst kind of poo when you go to the toilet and are continuously wiping for what feels never ending. "john went to the toilet ..