Newbern

What is Newbern?


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The lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. It is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.

I used to live in Newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.

See lame, awful, sucky, boring, stupid


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