What is Newbern, Tn?
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A town in extreme Northwest Tennessee. Population: -400. Twenty churches, a couple schools, and the ancient train depot. No Wal-Mart, no stoplights. The whole town comes out for the basketball games. Nothing really happens.. and when it does, the whole town knows about it in the State Gazette.
Bob: You ever been to Newbern, TN, Tom?
Tom: Never heard of it, Bob.
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