Newbie Suprise

What is Newbie Suprise?

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When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"

Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?

Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl

Brad: Well, howd it go?

Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!

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